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Am I looking weak to you?

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Hey, Garrett.

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How was your day?

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That's how normal people start a
conversation.

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When I was management, I had power.

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Why did I give that up?

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We were number one in shrink reduction
and last in employee satisfaction.

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I did that.

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Now the world just seems dull or
something.

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Okay, we need towels. Someone run to the
store and buy some towels.

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No, wait, we're a store. Get some
towels.

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You're not going to have the baby in the
store. You have plenty of time, Shai.

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And it could be false labor, you know?
That's called a Braxton Hicks

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contraction. This baby is not going to
be born in cloud nine. Maybe it's

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Hicks. Okay, we get it. You know the
term Braxton Hicks. We're all very

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impressed. No, I'm having this baby
here.

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Okay, this is it.

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This is happening.

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I feel nothing.

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Attention, shoppers. Is there a doctor
in the... Who am I kidding? This is

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nine. Anybody here watch a lot of Grey's
Anatomy?

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Maybe Nurse Jackie?

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Not the Nick.

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Move!

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Pharmacist! Coming through! Step aside.

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I need room.

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All right.

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Cheyenne, I need you to listen to me
here, and we will get through this.

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In the last 24 hours, have you taken any
medication I need to know about? Just

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some time.

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Calcium carbonate. That's fine. That's
not going to harm the baby.

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All right.

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Okay, yeah, that's it? Well, yeah.

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I'm a pharmacist.

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I don't know how to deliver a baby.

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Gross. But, um, good luck.

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Oh, my training kicked in. You're
welcome, everyone.

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Oh! Oh!

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Okay, that's good. If the contractions
are longer, that means you're in, it's

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called active labor, so I guess you're
in active labor.

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I'm going to go get some stuff.

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Okay, look, I took part in a cow birth
once. The calf died, but I learned what

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not to do. No, no, no, no, no.

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Uh, no.

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Yeah.

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Will we need cotton balls?

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I'll get cotton balls.

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No, no.

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Ooh, yeah.

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Cheyenne? I want you to wait until you
have an uncontrollable urge to push,

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okay? And then you're going to bear down
with all your strengths for ten seconds

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at a time, okay?

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I can't believe you know how to handle
this. Well, I played the abortion doctor

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in a hellhouse once.

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Oh, cool.

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If it helps in a train midway.

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Garrett, you're filming this?

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Yeah, for Beau. I figured he'd want to
see it. Fine. Can everyone else back up?

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This is a private moment.

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Excuse me, miss. What's the difference
between a sunblock and a sunscreen?

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This is it. The baby's coming.

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All right. All right. I like that. I
like that.

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Oh, okay.

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This is it, guys.

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It's coming. This is the moment.

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Oh, um, the contraction stopped.

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Oh, that's, um, huh.

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Braxton Hicks, I guess. It's false
labor.

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I guess I should put on my pants now.

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The company's targeted maneuvers are
also a direct reflection of its mission.

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reads, Cloud 9's mission statement is a
lower price point.

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Okay, I'm sorry, Cheyenne?

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You okay?

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I'm fine.

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It's just the baby's compressing my
lungs.

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I'm making it really hard for me to just
take a full breath.

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But I'm okay.

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No, you're not okay. You almost gave
birth to your child in the store

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Yeah, dude. I wish I had an excuse this
good to ditch work. I can't go home. I

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need the hours, you know, for this
little girl.

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Oh. Did it kick?

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No. I just...

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I touch myself here and it makes me pee
a little bit.

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Oh, this is ridiculous.

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She shouldn't have to kill herself just
to have a baby.

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Did you guys know that in every other
First World nation, paid maternity leave

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is just automatic?

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No, no, you are not going to forward us
another article.

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Oh, well, that was a big one.

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These meetings are worse from up here.

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Each of us would officially take a sick
day, but we'd still come in and we would

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clock in as Cheyenne so that she can
take the day off but still get paid.

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And she can just pass back later?

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Cloud 9 made over a billion dollars last
year. Why don't we just ask them to pay

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for maternity leave? Oh, you want to
just call a corporate and ask them? That

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sounds easy.

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It's worth a shot, isn't it? I mean,
what's the worst they can do, say no?

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This is Amy Dubinowski from store 1217.

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We have an employee here who's about to
have a baby, and I was wondering if

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maybe we could get her some paid
maternity leave.

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I'm sorry, we don't offer paid maternity
leave.

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Don't just give up.

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Well, some of us were wondering if you
could change that policy because we

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really want it.

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Um, that's just not something we offer.

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Okay, but is it like a conversation you
guys are having? Because I know other

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big companies do offer it.

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Typically, their employees would be in
unions. I'm transferring now. Please

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hold.

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What are you doing?

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Why would you say that?

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Say what?

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Hey there, Amy. This is Jeremy, Vice
President of Employee Relations.

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Hi. I don't know exactly... Do me a
solid and hang tight for one second,

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What's happening?

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Please hold for Greg.

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Who's Greg?

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Why are we getting Greg? Go for Greg.
Hey, it's Jeremy. I've got Rebecca from

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legal and Amy from store 1217 where
we've got that union problem. No. No.

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were talking about maternity leave and
somebody very annoying mentioned the

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union. Oh, okay. Let's just all calm
down, take a breath, step back from the

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ledge. No. Oh, no. No, there's no ledge.

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Nobody's talking about unions. No way.
And nobody's going on strike.

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Please hold.

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Okay, you've got Howard, Sue, Cheryl,
Keith, Guillermo, Renee, and Alan here.

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How you doing?

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Hi. Hi. Okay, hang tight down there,
1217. We're sending someone down to your

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first thing tomorrow morning. No. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

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You don't have to do that.

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Take care. Amazing talk.

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Wow.

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How did I not know your last name was
Dubonowski?

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Morning, everyone.

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Grab some coffee, help yourself to a
donut hole.

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You see what's going on here, right?

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Corporate smells trouble, so they send
in a shark. A big swinging wiener.

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Have him swing his wiener around a
little. Give us a slap on the wrist. A

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rap on the knuckles from a big swinging
wiener.

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It's going to be a long day.

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Yeah.

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Hello, 1217.

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My name is Steve.

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Does anyone here know who I am?

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I know.

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A union buster.

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Good one. I'm going to remember that
one. Funny. No, I am a labor relations

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consultant. Cloud9 is an anti -union.

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Unions are great for people whose
companies don't listen to them. But

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your concerns are, you can always bring
them right to corporate anytime.

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Oh, great. Some of us did have some
concerns that I wanted to ask you about.

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I want to hear about them.

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But first, we're going to have some fun.
Yeah? Has everyone gotten some coffee

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in a donut hole?

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Now we're going to do a little role
-playing exercise, and I've roped in

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manager, Glenn, here to help me out.

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Okay, thank you.

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You're going to play a union organizer,
and you're going to try to get me to

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sign this union card.

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Okay? Sure, okay.

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Hi,

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my name's Steve, and the union... Okay,
you know what, you're doing great, but

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my name is Steve, so that might be a
little confusing for everyone, so maybe

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pick another name. Okay, sure.

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Sorry, I'm just a little nervous.

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Hi,

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my name's Steve.

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All right.

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I'm going to be the Steve in this scene,
right?

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All right, you're Steve.

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Sorry, misunderstanding.

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You're doing great. Okay, all right.

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Hello there, Steve.

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My name's... Steve.

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Literally, you know what? Any other name
in the entire universe.

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Okay, you know what? Let's give Glenn a
round of applause.

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You think, Glenn?

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No worries.

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All right, maybe a different volunteer.
How about you with the purple polo?

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Thank you for that.

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Dina. Dina's going to be our union
organizer, and she's going to try to get

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to sign this union card. Let's see if
Dina is up for the challenge.

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Okay. Hey, how'd you like to join a
union?

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No thanks.

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I don't need to.

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Cloud 9 already listens to my concerns.

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I really think it'd be in your best
interest to sign this card. Please don't

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bully me.

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I do not need to pay someone to speak
for me.

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See, I shut her down.

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Those are two examples. Stop
interrupting me.

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You will sign this card or I will choke
the life out of you.

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Wow. And the Oscar goes to Dina, right?

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She was playing a character there. Oh,
I'm not playing a character.

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This is me, Dina, talking to you, union
buster Steve.

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I'm in a dark place right now. And quite
frankly, I have nothing left to lose.

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So you will sign this.

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or I will be waiting for you in the
parking lot at the end of the night

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will wrap my hands around that tiny
chicken neck of yours and stare deep

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your eyes while I watch the lights go
out.

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Let's take a break.

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You want some of mine?

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Hey. Hey, man.

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Just want to let you know I know names
besides Steve.

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Of course you do.

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There's Glenn and there's Steve.

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Thanks for your time.

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Now you have the facts.

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How you choose to use them is up to you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, thank you, God.

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I know, right?

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Excuse me, sorry.

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Sorry, guys, but you had said earlier
that maybe we could voice some concerns

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the end of the meeting. Thank you,
Jonah.

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Absolutely.

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Cloud9 has an open -door policy.

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Great. So a couple of us were talking
about the possibility of paid maternity

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leave for the employees.

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You know, Cloud9 is devoted to
supporting the welfare and values of all

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workers. Okay? Thanks.

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Could you be a little more specific?

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I love this. Great. We love this kind of
passion and integrity that adds to all

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the colors of the cloud. Great. But
you're not actually saying anything.

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because I'm truly listening.

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You know what I just realized?

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We have enough donut holes for all of
you to have one more each, right?

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Dig in, everyone.

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Line up. Guys, they've been there for
hours.

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That meeting was such a joke.

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They're not going to do anything for
Cheyenne.

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They don't care. You're just realizing
that now. This company that wouldn't

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spring for full donuts, just donut
holes.

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But it's not just about Cheyenne. It's
about all of us. We're the people that

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make this company run.

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They need to start treating us better.

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Like, Mateo, what was it you were
complaining about yesterday?

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Oh, remember? Yeah.

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Why are our customers so ugly?

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Yeah. No, how they...

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Keep us under 40 hours so they don't
have to give us benefits.

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Oh, right. Yeah, that's up to you.

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I haven't had a raise in five years.

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There you go.

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I mean, not to complain.

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Sorry, I'm babbling. Sorry.

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No, no, we should be speaking up about
this. We don't have any leverage.

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You know, maybe we should form a union.

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Okay, calm down. Dude, you can't get
everybody here to agree to join a union.

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couldn't even agree on a theme for our
summer barbecue.

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Ended up being 1980s Arabian Nights
Under the Sea Harry Potter.

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So you just want everything to stay
exactly the same?

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That's ridiculous. What if Rosa Parks...
Whoa.

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Got it. Amped up. Sorry.

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Look at him.

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Mr. Big Pants.

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Just waiting for us to flip up so he can
bring the hammer down. I think he's

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just having a coffee.

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Oh, come on.

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Mr. Big Pants.

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Just swinging that big old wiener
around.

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And we're back to Wiener.

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Thank you.

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Here.

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I was told to hand you these to read.

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Because that's my job now.

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I drop off pieces of paper.

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Look at that.

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Nailed it.

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Hey, you want to read one?

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Me? I mean, it's not exactly like being
the boss, but it has sort of a voice of

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God quality about it. Everyone has to
listen to you.

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Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. We are
offering a 10 % discount on all wrapping

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paper and gift bags.

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Come check out this heavenly deal.

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Oh. Yeah, it feels powerful, right? No,
I just never realized my voice had such

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a weak, tinny quality.

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No, you've got a nice voice.

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Yeah, you've succeeded in humiliating
me.

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Humiliating me. That's me. That's what I
sound like. Okay, you don't sound

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anything. Stop making me talk. It's a
nightmare.

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Intent to unionize. Yep.

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International Brotherhood of Sanitation
Workers.

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I printed it off the web. I'm going to
cross that out and write Cloud9. I'm

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sorry. Were you not at that extremely
long and early meeting this morning?

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I was. And all it did was confirm that
nothing is going to change around here

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unless we change it. If you want to help
Cheyenne, this is the way to do it. No,

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this is stupid.

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It's worth a shot.

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No! That's what you said about calling
corporate in the first place.

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Not everything is worth a shot. I'm
sorry. I'm not the kind of person who

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stands by doing nothing while people
around me need help.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, I get it. You have an image in
your head of leading all the workers out

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some dramatic walkout and you're going
to bring down the man.

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But let me tell you something.

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Real people's jobs are at stake.

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So sick and tired of being painted as
the stupid idealist while you get to be

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the smart, pragmatic one. I'm not saying
you're stupid. I am saying you don't

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know how the real world works. There's a
difference between not knowing how the

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real world works and not having the guts
to do something about it. Oh, okay.

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Is she having her baby?

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Yeah, I think so.

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We should... Yeah.

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Oh,

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Cheyenne, she's awesome.

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Harmonica. Oh, could you not baptize my
baby?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Force of habit.

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Glenn, if it's okay, I might just be
like ten minutes late tomorrow.

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Cheyenne. What? You are not coming to
work tomorrow.

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I need the money.

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And they said I would mostly be done
bleeding by then. But you should be with

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the baby, though. It's okay. My mom can
watch her.

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And I'm going to leave her with some of
my clothes so she can start to learn my

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smell.

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Cheyenne, this is unacceptable.

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You've distracted us from our work.
You've left your insides all over the

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and now you've brought your child to
work.

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Gwen, what are you... No, no, I mean it.
You're suspended for four weeks with

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pay.

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Oh, but I... Oh, but?

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You want to make it six weeks?

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Okay, fine. Bam. Six weeks paid
suspension.

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You want to keep going, Missy?

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No,

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I'm good.

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Good.

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I'm ready to go now.

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Bye, Harmonica. Bye.

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Congratulations.

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Yeah?

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Hey, Glenn.

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I just wanted to say that what you did
back there was awesome. Thank you.

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00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,240
Don't worry. You won't even notice Diane
is gone.

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Oh, I'm not worried.

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It's not my problem anymore.

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What are you talking about? Yeah, they
let me go.

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What? Yeah. They can't just... You've
given your whole life to this place.

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worry. I'll still be in the store all
the time, just as a customer.

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I'll say stuff like, hey, can you tell
me where the dental floss is? Well,

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probably not, because I already know
where it is.

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Unless you decide to move it.

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What? What are you talking about? They
asked me if I wanted to make a

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for my replacement, and nobody knows
this store better than you.

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Um, no.

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I'm not doing it. Then they'll just get
someone else. I don't care, Glenn. I'm

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not taking your job.

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Amy, wait.

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Someone is going to be in that chair
tomorrow.

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And that person has to take care of
everyone in this store.

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I'd rather that person be you than some
stranger.

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Amy, you're a leader.

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And the people here need a leader.

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Can you do that?

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00:18:20,639 --> 00:18:22,040
Yeah. I can do it.

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Jonah. You think I'm doing it wrong, but
if we stack them five wide and low,

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they're less prone to toppling.

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What's wrong?

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They fired Glenn.

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What? Yeah, so, um, about that walkout.

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Mateo. Glenn got fired. We're walking
out. Are you coming?

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Yeah.

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00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,400
Sorry, we're doing a teal and green
story.

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Eric, all the employees are leaving
early because they're staging a walkout.

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because Glenn got fired!

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Sure, man, that works.

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I'm here!

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I still have my credit card.

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Hello?

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00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:49,490
Oh, no, no. You guys do not have to do
that.

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Okay, you know what? I understand that
you're upset about Glenn.

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I know, and I get that. No, no, come on.
Corporate care.

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Oh, shoot, Glenn.

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Treat yourself to a brand new car.

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Just this once. Job's going great. What
could possibly go wrong?

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Is this going to work?

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I don't know.

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But it's worth a shot, right?

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So, what now?

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Attention, please.

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Listen up.

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I have something I'd like to say.

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I know you're scared.

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This is a big moment.

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But rest assured, Cloud 9 will be fine
without you.

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Anyway, I've demagnetized your key
cards, and you will receive your final

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paycheck in the mail with the cost of
your vest.

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from them.

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Nothing personal. I wish you all luck.

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00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:07,610
But I've got a store to manage.

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Thank you.

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That really cheered me up.

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Oh, and have a heavenly day.